Thursday, June 23, 2011

Sometimes, you just have to dress up in a panda suit to feel pretty.

Today I've realized that I would look my best in a purple panda suit....And maybe if I didn't have friends I would be one of those people who's convinced that they're part animal, and always wear those needlessly large animal suits. I don't really understand those people. I mean, do you just wake up one day, pee on the carpet and say "Today, I am a dog!!" ?
If that ever happened though, I would probably start my own job as a party entertainer by day, and panda girl by night!
I will fight crime with an iron/squishy panda fist, making all evil do-ers cook me burritos, and threaten to sit on all who don't! And on slow nights, I'll just jump out and scare people.
But yeah..This is what it looks like..I want it more than a crack addict wants crack..

On another note, tomorrow is my last exam!!! *crowds cheering* I no longer have to go to that oppressive crack house our society calls school anymore...At least not until September.
Maybe if I get a purple panda suit, I'll wear it on the first day of school, and tackle random people.
Just imagine..Walking through the halls, and then a purple panda jumps on you, screaming a war chant...Good times...Good times..

On that note, I leave you with a picture of Will Smith.

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