My twin named Mr.Timn, and my new name.

Today my friend told me that I reminded her of this one youtube character, Mr.Timn, by Julian Smith.

I'm not sure whether I should be flattered, or disturbed that I remind her of a man who harasses people through their widows.

I told her this when she said I reminded her of Mr.Timn and she said, "Well it's not as if you have a penis, as far as I know."

I looked at her, completely baffled and said "As far as you know!? Are you questioning my womanhood!? How do you think I got these fantastic boobs!?" and she was like, "There are some pretty skilled plastic surgeons in Canada." And I said, "Why would I go to a plastic surgeon to get breast implants if I was a man!? If I was man I would embrace my manhood!...Also, I would probably name my penis Pubert, change my last name to Bates, and get myself a butler who calls me Master." And she was like "...Why would you change your name to Bates and get a butler?"

And was all, "So he would call me Master Bates."

And she said, "...I feel sorry for your parents sometimes."

Pfft, if she feels sorry for anyone it should be my therapist.

~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)