So I just walked outside to put something in the garage, and my 6 year old brother says, "Hey Nedra." As I'm walking down the steps I happen to look up into our tree fort, and there he is, in his underwear, in all his half-naked glory. I say to him, "Hi Jean-Paul...Why are you in your underwear in the fort?"
And he gives me this innocent little smile and says, "Because this is my hot tub! I'm swimming!" And then he starts making these silly swimming actions.
It's moments like those I wish I would record and then play them back on his wedding day.
I really hope he gets a really awesome wife, because that little hot tubbin' munchkin deserves someone awesome.
And I will know that she's awesome if she has weird moments when she makes random animal noises for no reason(Like my self..Moo) or if she answers the question, "Are you a whale, or a jellyfish?", with either of those choices or both.
Now, if she comes up with something more awesome like, a gnome, or some sort of amazing animal, that counts, too.
But if she goes, "Uhm..Neither." Or gives me a really lame answer like, "I'm a human." Then she's getting kicked to the curb, plain and simple. Sorry Jean-Paul, but that's the way it works.
~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)
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