Smurf Menstrual blood...

Today I was watching TV in my underwear while eating cornflakes off of myself like I usually do, when I came across this feminine hygiene commercial.

At the end of the commercial I was killing myself laughing, the sarcasm is just so rich through out the whole thing.
My favorite part is when the lady says, "The ads on TV are really helpful, 'cause they use that blue liquid. And I'm like 'Oh, that's what's supposed to happen."
And all the while I'm just like, "I know right!? What is that, anyway? Smurf menstrual blood??"
And then of course my mom walks in and tells me to stop talking to the TV about ridiculous things.

I also enjoy when she says, "I like to twirl. Maybe in slow motion. And I do it in my white spandex."
I showed that part to my one close guy friends and he was like, "I don't get it." And I was like, "How can you not get it?! It's like an unspoken rule that you never wear white, tight pants on your period" And then he was like, "..Why?"
I love him to death.
I'm guessing most guys didn't get it either. But still, I thought it was common knowledge.

~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)

P.S.
Yesterday I was laughing really hard while writing yesterday's post for some reason, and I was telling my friend Jessie (SHOUT OUT TO YOU JESSIE! I love yo face!) that at one point I had to walk away because I couldn't stop laughing. My mom asked my I was laughing and I said, "You wouldn't understand my logic..."
Jessie said she could imagine that whole scene happening. It's very picturesque.