Birthday sex and unicorns

So, today's my birthday.
I think one of the most amusing birthday wall posts I've gotten today was "Happy day of expulsion from your mother's womb."

I am happy that I was expelled from her.

On the weekend I had a few friends over and we went to the beach..At that beach, I don't think you want to know what happened, but I'm going to tell you all anyway.

My friends Jessie and Jen were with me at the beach (Shout out to you two!) and on the way there, we were saying that we hope we don't see any old men in speedos...I think we jinxed the CRAP out of ourselves.

Meet the Duff Man. That's what Jen dubbed him as.

It kind of looks like he's going to dominate that child in front of him, and while he may not look that old on that picture, he definitely was.

There was one point during the day where we were climbing out of the water, and The Duff Man was splayed out on a beach towel...I think if we had kicked his butt, it would have jiggled like a giant bowl of jell-o.

At the end of the beach trip, we were all sitting on our towels When Jessie said "The only way this can get better if there was a midget massaging us." So we then decided that we wanted an albino midget masseuse named Wilfred.

Any albino midget masseuse readers, call me. I need your little midgets hands....

Any way, on a different note, I finished my unicorn for Cece,

I'm rather proud of it. I think I will name her Cupcake face. Every time I see it I just wanna eat something...I can hear my hips complaining about that now.

~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)