Here is my duckie
And also,
His name is Dr.Quackers Vonhermie-shmerm. Duckie for short. The JE in the top let corner stands for "Just Eaten" ..I've always wanted to eat a duck...
And also,
The chickens have multiplied!! PREPARE FOR THE CHICKOCOPOLYPSE!!!!
~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)
A pickle, a duck, and a chicken walk into a bar. They run into this squirrel with human legs whose name is Jigonnagan Shneplemier McFesterfield (He is of Northern Irish descent) He is also wearing underpants because, as well as having the legs normally reserved for homosapians, he also sports the genitalia of one as well. Unfortunately, Mr. McFesterfield is a homeless drunkard (much like the insufferable straight-shooter and friend of two delectably suave pimps and one quite beguiling drug dealer [only the good stuff, mind you... such as apple juice {don't be in denial, you know exactly what that is} contained in only the best depositories for such things, i.e. the juice box] who enjoy a good game of Black Jack at 1:00 o'clock in the morning)and his underpants were in a pitiful state of disrepair, and seeing this, the pickle, duck, and chicken, being the good citizens of Cozmorea (if you've never been, you should definitely plan you're next trip there, pickles walk and ducks talk, its enthralling) elected to start a fund to buy their new squirrely Irish friend a new pair of underpants. So if you have it in your heart to do so, please donate as much as you can by texting 'Help Homeless Squirrels' to 8008135
ReplyDeleteYour donation might just lead to poor helpless Mr. McFesterfield a way out. Just see for yourself:
http://www.fredflare.com/AT-HOME-toys-novelties-and-games/Squirrel-Underpants/
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