Smurf Menstrual blood...

Today I was watching TV in my underwear while eating cornflakes off of myself like I usually do, when I came across this feminine hygiene commercial.

At the end of the commercial I was killing myself laughing, the sarcasm is just so rich through out the whole thing.
My favorite part is when the lady says, "The ads on TV are really helpful, 'cause they use that blue liquid. And I'm like 'Oh, that's what's supposed to happen."
And all the while I'm just like, "I know right!? What is that, anyway? Smurf menstrual blood??"
And then of course my mom walks in and tells me to stop talking to the TV about ridiculous things.

I also enjoy when she says, "I like to twirl. Maybe in slow motion. And I do it in my white spandex."
I showed that part to my one close guy friends and he was like, "I don't get it." And I was like, "How can you not get it?! It's like an unspoken rule that you never wear white, tight pants on your period" And then he was like, "..Why?"
I love him to death.
I'm guessing most guys didn't get it either. But still, I thought it was common knowledge.

~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)

P.S.
Yesterday I was laughing really hard while writing yesterday's post for some reason, and I was telling my friend Jessie (SHOUT OUT TO YOU JESSIE! I love yo face!) that at one point I had to walk away because I couldn't stop laughing. My mom asked my I was laughing and I said, "You wouldn't understand my logic..."
Jessie said she could imagine that whole scene happening. It's very picturesque.

Smoking kills puppies.

So, I don't have really anything to write about that would remotely amuse and of my readers, so, I'm just going to ramble aimlessly about stuff no one really cares about, and maybe throw in a video that I like.

To start:
Who came up with the name kiwi for a fruit? I mean seriously, WTF!?

Why do a lot of people who smoke, complain about wanting to quit? Really, if you want to quit bad enough, you'll put that freaking cigarette down and be like "I WILL NO LONGER FILL MY LUNGS WITH POISON, AND KILL PUPPIES WITH MY SECOND HAND SMOKE!!"

Another thing, why is it that in the Grudge movies, when the actor who is trying to watch out for the Grudge doesn't hear her coming?  And why doesn't the Grudge make her "UHHHHHH!!!!" sound until the person notices her, or looks at her?! I don't comprehend!

Why are so many people concerned about moisturising? I mean I'll be talking to someone, and they'll be like "Excuse me, I just need to moisturise my face/legs/arms/goldfish Ect.

Why do a lot of people my age only read the Twilight Sega? And then be like, "Oh yeah, I read all the time." And then I'll be like, "really? What books have you read?" And then they'll say, "The Twilight books." And then I'll look and them and be like, "-.-'...Only Twilight?" And then they'll be like "Yeah."

Why do hobos choose to live in the dirtiest places? I mean surely they can find a better place than a dumpster. If I were a hobo, I would live under someones porch. And then when they had company, and I started making noise their visitors would be like, "Do you have someone under your porch?" And then they'd be like "yeah, that's just the hobo. *stomps foot* KEEP IT DOWN UNDER THERE YOU FILTHY HOBO!" and then I would grunt in reply. But it would be an awesome grunt. Like this: "UUHHHHHHHHHAJHDGGGGG!" And then maybe throw in a few fart noises.

And that's all I have for my weird ramblings.

PS. Today I was at my uncles house, and when we left he gave my brothers these helium filled balloons. So I walked into the kitchen after they all went to bed, and there they were just floatin' around. And I was out loud, "I want to suck their balloons..." (I like sucking helium, it's fun.) And my mom from the other room was like, "That doesn't sound wrong at all."


~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)

My twin named Mr.Timn, and my new name.

Today my friend told me that I reminded her of this one youtube character, Mr.Timn, by Julian Smith.

I'm not sure whether I should be flattered, or disturbed that I remind her of a man who harasses people through their widows.

I told her this when she said I reminded her of Mr.Timn and she said, "Well it's not as if you have a penis, as far as I know."

I looked at her, completely baffled and said "As far as you know!? Are you questioning my womanhood!? How do you think I got these fantastic boobs!?" and she was like, "There are some pretty skilled plastic surgeons in Canada." And I said, "Why would I go to a plastic surgeon to get breast implants if I was a man!? If I was man I would embrace my manhood!...Also, I would probably name my penis Pubert, change my last name to Bates, and get myself a butler who calls me Master." And she was like "...Why would you change your name to Bates and get a butler?"

And was all, "So he would call me Master Bates."

And she said, "...I feel sorry for your parents sometimes."

Pfft, if she feels sorry for anyone it should be my therapist.

~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)