Long time no see, and skinny jean dilemma.

A few weeks ago I was sitting in my early morning vocal class with my friend Dani, and I was telling her about the night before, when I was trying to pick my outfit for the day.
I had tried on basically every pair of jeans I owned, and there was this one specific pair of jeans that one I put them on, my tummy basically rolled over the top.
I looked like a muffin.
It was about 11 at night when this happened, and I was really emotional because it happened to be one of my best pair of jeans.
So I texted my mom from upstairs, because I didn't want to scream down the stairs and wake my brothers up.
The text message read, "Mommy help me, I'm fat :(:(:(."(notice the sad faces)
So she comes walking up the stairs, and I can hear her chuckling, an she gets into my room and I start crying.
She tells me, "XCenedra, you're not fat. It's the pants. Not you."
And I'm like," BUT THE PANTS FIT ME OVER THE SUMMER!!" And she was like "Well, looks like they shrunk."
She was just so nonchalant about it. I could tell she was trying to fool me into not being sad...And it worked.

So upon telling this to Dani in vocal class, this boy Jeremy was sitting beside us and started laughing. And I was all like, "Don't you DARE laugh at my pants issue, sir!"
Boys...They don't understand the issue of pants..They can wear boxers and it's "Basically" socially acceptable.

By the way, check out my friend Dani's blog. She's totally awesome, and supermegafoxyawesomehot. Not to mention funny, and attracted to old people.

~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)

My twin named Mr.Timn, and my new name.

Today my friend told me that I reminded her of this one youtube character, Mr.Timn, by Julian Smith.

I'm not sure whether I should be flattered, or disturbed that I remind her of a man who harasses people through their widows.

I told her this when she said I reminded her of Mr.Timn and she said, "Well it's not as if you have a penis, as far as I know."

I looked at her, completely baffled and said "As far as you know!? Are you questioning my womanhood!? How do you think I got these fantastic boobs!?" and she was like, "There are some pretty skilled plastic surgeons in Canada." And I said, "Why would I go to a plastic surgeon to get breast implants if I was a man!? If I was man I would embrace my manhood!...Also, I would probably name my penis Pubert, change my last name to Bates, and get myself a butler who calls me Master." And she was like "...Why would you change your name to Bates and get a butler?"

And was all, "So he would call me Master Bates."

And she said, "...I feel sorry for your parents sometimes."

Pfft, if she feels sorry for anyone it should be my therapist.

~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)