Long time no see, and skinny jean dilemma.

A few weeks ago I was sitting in my early morning vocal class with my friend Dani, and I was telling her about the night before, when I was trying to pick my outfit for the day.
I had tried on basically every pair of jeans I owned, and there was this one specific pair of jeans that one I put them on, my tummy basically rolled over the top.
I looked like a muffin.
It was about 11 at night when this happened, and I was really emotional because it happened to be one of my best pair of jeans.
So I texted my mom from upstairs, because I didn't want to scream down the stairs and wake my brothers up.
The text message read, "Mommy help me, I'm fat :(:(:(."(notice the sad faces)
So she comes walking up the stairs, and I can hear her chuckling, an she gets into my room and I start crying.
She tells me, "XCenedra, you're not fat. It's the pants. Not you."
And I'm like," BUT THE PANTS FIT ME OVER THE SUMMER!!" And she was like "Well, looks like they shrunk."
She was just so nonchalant about it. I could tell she was trying to fool me into not being sad...And it worked.

So upon telling this to Dani in vocal class, this boy Jeremy was sitting beside us and started laughing. And I was all like, "Don't you DARE laugh at my pants issue, sir!"
Boys...They don't understand the issue of pants..They can wear boxers and it's "Basically" socially acceptable.

By the way, check out my friend Dani's blog. She's totally awesome, and supermegafoxyawesomehot. Not to mention funny, and attracted to old people.

~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)

Smurf Menstrual blood...

Today I was watching TV in my underwear while eating cornflakes off of myself like I usually do, when I came across this feminine hygiene commercial.

At the end of the commercial I was killing myself laughing, the sarcasm is just so rich through out the whole thing.
My favorite part is when the lady says, "The ads on TV are really helpful, 'cause they use that blue liquid. And I'm like 'Oh, that's what's supposed to happen."
And all the while I'm just like, "I know right!? What is that, anyway? Smurf menstrual blood??"
And then of course my mom walks in and tells me to stop talking to the TV about ridiculous things.

I also enjoy when she says, "I like to twirl. Maybe in slow motion. And I do it in my white spandex."
I showed that part to my one close guy friends and he was like, "I don't get it." And I was like, "How can you not get it?! It's like an unspoken rule that you never wear white, tight pants on your period" And then he was like, "..Why?"
I love him to death.
I'm guessing most guys didn't get it either. But still, I thought it was common knowledge.

~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)

P.S.
Yesterday I was laughing really hard while writing yesterday's post for some reason, and I was telling my friend Jessie (SHOUT OUT TO YOU JESSIE! I love yo face!) that at one point I had to walk away because I couldn't stop laughing. My mom asked my I was laughing and I said, "You wouldn't understand my logic..."
Jessie said she could imagine that whole scene happening. It's very picturesque.