Birthday sex and unicorns

So, today's my birthday.
I think one of the most amusing birthday wall posts I've gotten today was "Happy day of expulsion from your mother's womb."

I am happy that I was expelled from her.

On the weekend I had a few friends over and we went to the beach..At that beach, I don't think you want to know what happened, but I'm going to tell you all anyway.

My friends Jessie and Jen were with me at the beach (Shout out to you two!) and on the way there, we were saying that we hope we don't see any old men in speedos...I think we jinxed the CRAP out of ourselves.

Meet the Duff Man. That's what Jen dubbed him as.

It kind of looks like he's going to dominate that child in front of him, and while he may not look that old on that picture, he definitely was.

There was one point during the day where we were climbing out of the water, and The Duff Man was splayed out on a beach towel...I think if we had kicked his butt, it would have jiggled like a giant bowl of jell-o.

At the end of the beach trip, we were all sitting on our towels When Jessie said "The only way this can get better if there was a midget massaging us." So we then decided that we wanted an albino midget masseuse named Wilfred.

Any albino midget masseuse readers, call me. I need your little midgets hands....

Any way, on a different note, I finished my unicorn for Cece,

I'm rather proud of it. I think I will name her Cupcake face. Every time I see it I just wanna eat something...I can hear my hips complaining about that now.

~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)

The babysitting chronicles, and ducks.

I just notice that a lot of my blog posts are about babysitting. Which isn't a bad thing, but I find it a little bit funny. (I'm guessing you guys find it funny in a whole different way, though. ;P)

So I just started learning how to embroider, and I'm almost done my first piece of work. It's a cute little ducky. I'll have a picture of it down here when I'm done.

Anyway, last night I was babysitting, and working on my duckie as we were all watching TV. The youngest little girl, Cece for short, and the second youngest, Audry, asked me to make them each an embroidered piece of fabric.

I said, "Gee guys, I dunno. I'm not that good at it, and I'm still trying to finish this one."

So then Cece looks up at me with a cute little puppy-eyed expression and says, "Pa-leeeeeeease? Can you make me a unicorn? Except make it me *as* the unicorn!"

At that time I said no, but now I realize how totally stupid I was, and probably high on an unknown substance to say no to such an awesome thing!

So yes, Cece, I will make you a unicorn....As soon as I figure out how.

~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)