Moments ago, my brothers were talking about how many things they've gotten their penises stuck in.
I find it kind of odd that I'm cringing at the though, because I don't by any means, have a penis, or anything like a penis.
Anyway, Rene, the 9 year old, when he was about 1 or 2 years old, we had this miniature fan, and Rene would always run around the house naked, so one day he was sitting down playing with the fan. and all of a sudden he starts screaming. When we all rush into the room, we found that his penis was stuck in the fan...We still don't know what exactly happened, and I don't think I really want to know how he managed that.
And as for Jean-Paul, the 6 year old, when he was 3 or 4 years old, he was playing with a light saber naked. So, he was sitting down, and playing with it, and all of a sudden he closed the light saber, and got his foreskin stuck in one of the cracks. You know, like, the folds in the light saber that makes it close?
Yeah...I think if I had a penis, I would definitely want it to get stuck in a light saber if it had to get stuck at all. Because that's just a badass way of hurting yourself.
Jean-Paul thinks it's so awesome that his junk got caught in a light saber. In fact, he still has that light saber. And he'll show it and tell the story to anyone who will listen.
Rene doesn't have as much humor for that. I think we threw that fan out....Shame, I'd have shown it at his wedding.
~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)
I find it kind of odd that I'm cringing at the though, because I don't by any means, have a penis, or anything like a penis.
Anyway, Rene, the 9 year old, when he was about 1 or 2 years old, we had this miniature fan, and Rene would always run around the house naked, so one day he was sitting down playing with the fan. and all of a sudden he starts screaming. When we all rush into the room, we found that his penis was stuck in the fan...We still don't know what exactly happened, and I don't think I really want to know how he managed that.
And as for Jean-Paul, the 6 year old, when he was 3 or 4 years old, he was playing with a light saber naked. So, he was sitting down, and playing with it, and all of a sudden he closed the light saber, and got his foreskin stuck in one of the cracks. You know, like, the folds in the light saber that makes it close?
Yeah...I think if I had a penis, I would definitely want it to get stuck in a light saber if it had to get stuck at all. Because that's just a badass way of hurting yourself.
Jean-Paul thinks it's so awesome that his junk got caught in a light saber. In fact, he still has that light saber. And he'll show it and tell the story to anyone who will listen.
Rene doesn't have as much humor for that. I think we threw that fan out....Shame, I'd have shown it at his wedding.
~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)
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