Some people shouldn't go out in public

So yesterday I was at a restaurant with some of my friends, watching my one friend's band play.

So, we're just minding out own business at our table, everyone was eating supper, when this guy walks passed, kind of stops in front of our table, starts rubbing his stomach saying, "That looks good!" And then he walked away.

My friends and I were just looking at each other going, "What the heck? Who was that guy?"

Personally, I'm guessing he was some kind of time traveller going back in time to tell us about the destruction of the universe, but he got distracted by our food and forgot.

Also, there was this one guy, that was standing near the booth next to ours with REALLY tight pants...And it just to happened that he had a really massive erection...It was really awkward, because I could see EVERYTHING. And I couldn't look away.

Like, it was one of those things that you wanted to look away from, but because it's just so awkward, and noticeable, you can't.

So, I couldn't stop looking, and then he finally walked away and I turned over to my friends, and I was like, "Okay, I'm going to text one of you, and then you need to pass it over to Jessie, because this is way to embarrassing to mention out loud, and the guy is like, right there."

So I texted one of them, and then the phone made it rounds around the table. And then one of my friends was like "WHO!? Where!? LET ME SEE!"

I hang out around awesome people. Less than three, guys. Less than three. <3

~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)