Boys and Their Genetalia

Moments ago, my brothers were talking about how many things they've gotten their penises stuck in.
I find it kind of odd that I'm cringing at the though, because I don't by any means, have a penis, or anything like a penis.

Anyway, Rene, the 9 year old, when he was about 1 or 2 years old, we had this miniature fan, and Rene would always run around the house naked, so one day he was sitting down playing with the fan. and all of a sudden he starts screaming. When we all rush into the room, we found that his penis was stuck in the fan...We still don't know what exactly happened, and I don't think I really want to know how he managed that.

And as for Jean-Paul, the 6 year old, when he was 3 or 4 years old, he was playing with a light saber naked. So, he was sitting down, and playing with it, and all of a sudden he closed the light saber, and got his foreskin stuck in one of the cracks. You know, like, the folds in the light saber that makes it close?

Yeah...I think if I had a penis, I would definitely want it to get stuck in a light saber if it had to get stuck at all. Because that's just a badass way of hurting yourself.

Jean-Paul thinks it's so awesome that his junk got caught in a light saber. In fact, he still has that light saber. And he'll show it and tell the story to anyone who will listen.
Rene doesn't have as much humor for that. I think we threw that fan out....Shame, I'd have shown it at his wedding.

~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)

The art of pizza folding

A few minutes ago, I was really excited because we had leftover pizza from last night (Don't you judge me. You know you get excited over leftover pizza, too.) So I go into the fridge, and find a really small, rectangular container, which looked too small for pizza to be put into.

So, I take it out, and open it, and this is what I find.

Only my brother Rene could be able to do this...He folded the pizza, to make it fit in that container.

I'm completely baffled because we have at least fifty million containers (courtesy of my mom's storage habit..Or obsession. How ever you want to look at it is your choice.) that he can use to put pizza away!

HE FOLDED IT! It just makes me so mad, because the pizza is all crimpled!

I CAN'T EAT CRIMPLED PIZZA!! IT MUST BE PERFECT!

Stupid 9 year old..ruining my pizza...God has a sense of humour, because he made me related to Rene.

Sometimes, when I ask Rene to do something, like load the dishwasher, he'll be sitting on the couch going, "I...I JUST CAN'T! I'M TOO STRESSED!"

Then I'm like, "YOU WEREN'T STRESSED TWO SECONDS AGO WHEN I ASKED YOU TO DO THE DISHES! IT'S JUST iCARLY! You've seen all the reruns at least twice!"

And then of course I end up doing it dishes anyway.

~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)