Apparently I have big boobs?

Today I was babysitting, and the little girl and I decided to play in her pool.
So we're swimmin', when all of a sudden she looks at me very seriously and asks, "XCenedra, are you going to be a mom? Because you have big boobs just like my mom!"

I couldn't answer her because I was trying not to laugh.
I'm glad at least one person thinks I have big breasts.

~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)

tofu makes you thin.

Today I ran into the grocery store for my mom to pick up some chips. (And by chips, I mean condoms. My mom likes to traumatized me..) (I'm joking, I actually got chips.) So I was waiting in the check out when this 10 year old girl and her mom pull up behind me.

I'm waiting for my turn, when I hear the little girl say to her mom, "Why do we have to go on this stupid diet?" And the mom was silent for a second and then said in a really exasperated way, "I'm not even going to answer that. Why do you think?"
The little girl then said, "Is it because you're fat?"
The mom was livid. But I couldn't stop laughing. I think that little girl could have been my child in a passed life...Because I can imagine my children pulling stuff of like that.

~XCenedra (Su-Ned-Ra)